Giant Goose Plush, Huggable Body Pillow

A plush goose big enough to count as furniture, and soft enough to sleep on. It comes in four lengths, measured beak to tail: 20, 35, 51 and 63 inches. The smallest is an armful. The 51 inch lies across a bed as a body pillow. The 63 inch stands nearly as tall as the person holding it.

The outside is brushed plush cotton, white, with an orange felt beak and two long orange legs. The filling is PP cotton, packed evenly, so the body stays long and flat instead of rolling into a ball, and it takes the weight of a head without staying dented.

It ships vacuum packed and flat. Open the bag, pat it, give it an hour to breathe, and it takes its full size back. Nothing to charge, nothing to assemble, and nothing inside it that makes a sound.